breastforce:

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

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(via star-lordofficial)

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell

(Source: canadad, via lilghostprincess)

animalssittingoncapybaras:

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animalssittingoncapybaras:

animalssittingoncapybaras.tumblr.com

(Source: BBC, via im-walking-by)

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

(via juniorstarcatcher)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

The matter covering the “Worst Toilet in Scotland” was actually chocolate mousse. (x)
Trainspotting (1996)

fuckyeahbehindthescenes:

The matter covering the “Worst Toilet in Scotland” was actually chocolate mousse. (x)

Trainspotting (1996)

did-you-kno:

Otters hold hands while they sleep so they won’t drift apart.  Source

did-you-kno:

Otters hold hands while they sleep so they won’t drift apart. Source

did-you-kno:

If you removed all the empty space from the atoms that make up every single person on Earth, the entire world population would fit inside a lemon.  Source

did-you-kno:

If you removed all the empty space from the atoms that make up every single person on Earth, the entire world population would fit inside a lemon. Source

mcriartsy:

savepunknroll:

-americanhorrorstory:

onesecondathousandthoughts:

fallintopassion:

bullied:

we live in a world where pizza gets to your house before the police.

That’s because the pizza guy has consequences if his job is done incorrectly.

Oh snap

shots fired

but not by the pizza guy

OH

(Source: bullied, via we-are-all-a-wreck)

did-you-kno:

The ghosts in Pac-Man each have different behaviors: Red is the only one that will constantly chase you, Pink stays 32 pixels in front of Pac-Man’s mouth, Blue tries to stay in a fixed location, and Orange is completely random. Source

did-you-kno:

The ghosts in Pac-Man each have different behaviors: Red is the only one that will constantly chase you, Pink stays 32 pixels in front of Pac-Man’s mouth, Blue tries to stay in a fixed location, and Orange is completely random. Source

the-monster-and-the-lady:

They say if you give a man a fish, he’ll eat for a day.  But if you teach a man to fish… then he’s got to get a fishing license, but he doesn’t have any money.  So he’s got to get a job and pay taxes, and now you’re gonna audit the poor cocksucker because he’s not good with math. 
   So they’ll pull the IRS van up to your house and take all your shit. And you were just worried about eating a fucking fish, but you couldn’t even cook the fish because you needed a permit for an open flame.  Then the Health Dept. is going to start asking you a lot of questions about where you are going to dump the scales and guts. And ladies and gentlemen, if you get sick of it all at the end of the day, it’s not even legal to kill yourself. - Doug Stanhope

(Source: the--dark-gift, via oh-smelly-life)